new commercial idea...


enter a man with a black leather mask and red rubber ball strapped in his mouth...


he mumbles..

"i am tiger woods."


cut to a half naked stripper on a pole...

"i am tiger woods."


cut to a cocktail waitress with incredible cleavage...


"i am tiger woods."


cut to alex rodriguez...

"i am tiger woods."


cut to a guy sitting in a van with tinted windows...


"i am tiger woods."




call nike,


scott