crystal was a pistol
i couldn't get her outta my head
but heather loved the leather
when we were rollin' in her bed.

christy really missed me
when i had to leave her home
but claire never cared
and loved to be left alone.

lori left some stories
that i've seldom ever told
and cassie thought she was classy
in her glitter and her gold.

trudie was a cutie
but she moved down south
and carrie was scary
and liked to punch me in the mouth.

jenny didn't have a penny
and there was nowhere we could go
but lisa had a visa
and was rollin' in the dough.

julie was unruly
when she didn't get her way
but dimples was simple
and believed everything i'd say.

brenda had an agenda
and she always kept track
but betty was always ready
to jump in the sack.


i really miss betty,

scott