it is time for another installment of the church of scott's thoughts...

(pause for standing ovation)



i don't go to church.

i used to.

i made a decision not to go to church ever again a long time ago.

it was a personal decision that i don't really care to share with you, but if you must know it was because i realized that organized religion is responsible for every idiot in the world.

sorry.

nowadays, i recognize the sabbath by listening to ray charles all afternoon and an occasional round of golf in between bloody marys.

my new god said it's okay.

amen,

scott