Some things i've learned about women on their period in my 38 years of life:


1. They talk more and expect you to listen more.

2. They should not be allowed to be President of the United States during this time.

3. They feel ugly.

4. Your compliments will not help.

5. They know what they want to eat even if they won't tell you.

6. it is best to keep guessing.

7. They are more likely to get drunk.

8. Under no circumstances should one get in an argument with them.

9. Do not refer to tampons as plugs.

10. And finally, it is always a good idea to give them their space.



i, admittedly, am still learning, but i hope this helps you guys.


truly,

scott