as i sit and eat cherry cheesecake while watching "The Biggest Loser" season finale, my mind wanders.....

it questions itself...


did i leave my guitar in the trunk?

why have i never seen a ghost and everyone else has?

do we have vodka?

why am i naked?

these questions come and go like farts.


but finally there's a baseball game....


baseball, hotdogs, cherry cheesecake, and chevrolet,


scott