Things I’ve been doing other than blogging:

1. Exploring Buddhism.
2. Eating fish sticks.
3. Jazzercising.
4. Watching 8 hours of poker a day on t.v.
5. Ping-Pong
6. Talking to my dog about politics.
7. Law and Order marathons.
8. Having dreams about sharks.
9. Plucking back hairs.
10. Beating myself in scrabble.
11. Counting blackheads.
12. Perfecting macaroni and cheese.
13. Organizing my closet according to t-shirt color.
14. Yodeling.
15. Recording the Golf Channel.
16. Texting myself.
17. Gashing my eyebrow open with a racquetball racquet.
18. Cow tipping.
19. Painting fences black.
20. Pop a shot.
21. Cursing uncontrollably.
22. Knocking holes in the wall.
23. Contemplating my career.
24. Thinking about trying yoga.
25. Thinking about trying sit-ups.
26. Not doing yoga.
27. Not doing sit-ups.
28. Burning bridges.
29. Burning joints.
30. Burning ants.
31. Playing poker on Myspace.
32. Losing all my play money playing poker on Myspace.
33. Switching to Jim Beam and water.
34. Admitting to using steroids when I was a Texas Ranger fan.
35. Coming out to my family that I am a lesbian.
36. Pacing.
37. Shopping the Family Dollar.
38. Laughing hysterically at my own jokes.
39. Not giving a fuck.
40. Writing commercial jingles.
41. Radio interviews.
42. Saving a woman from freezing to death.
43. Changing my autograph to illegible scribbling.
44. Charity work.
45. Squirrel watching.
46. Losing lighters.
47. Writing porno movies.
48. Flop shots.
49. Cartooning.
50. Writing songs and playing music professionally.


I hope that is o.k. with you people.

Thanks,

Scott