i've been watching the olympics like every good american should do.

i've decided that they should spice up the events a little.

here are a few i came up with:

1. Jousting
2. Quarters
3. Human Cannonball
4. Naked Fencing
5. Logjamming
6. Butts Up
7. Endurance Urinating
8. Masturbating (Individual and Team competitions)
9. Shark Wrangling
10. FreeFalling
11. Catupulting
12. Bubble Blowing
13. Spitting
14. Joint Rolling
15. Lap Dancing
16. Cocksucking
17. Tic Tac Toe
18. Projectile Vomiting
19. Serial Killing
20. Kickball

Go USA,

scott