my father always told me that if you don't set deadlines for your goals, then they are not goals at all.

they are just pipe dreams.

Here is a list of my goals and their deadlines.

1. to rule the world by the year 4000.

2. to find the cure for cancer by next tuesday.

3. to go to the moon by 6:00 central standard time.

4. to stay alive until i am 420 years old.

5. to be able to draw cartoons before i turn 200 years old.

6. to rid the world of mimes immediately.

7. to read at least two books per century.

8. to lead the nba in assists next season.

9. to be at least 6 foot 10 inches tall by the time i'm 75.

10. and finally, to order a pizza in the next ten minutes.

you gotta have goals,

scott