Some advice for young men everywhere:

Let your hair grow out.

Brush your teeth and floss three times a day.

Drink lots of water.

Turn the shower all the way to cold for 30 seconds before getting out.

Live by yourself for at least 3 years.

Move to another state for no reason.

Play golf as much as possible.

Do not drink and drive.

Check the oil in your car regularly.

Call your mother weekly.

Learn how to play an instrument.

Avoid drugs that do not grow naturally on the earth.

Compliment women whether you mean it or not.

Watch "Hoosiers" once a month.

Forgive easily.

Keep a journal.

Respect police officers.

Stretch every morning.

Eat lots of fruit.

Listen to John Prine.

and whatever you do, do not get married until you are at least 35 years old.


that is all,

scott