nowadays i walk around bitching about the hot tub not working.

"why won't the fucking hot tub work" i shout.

"this is some bullshit." i continue to yell.

no one is ever there to help me.

so....i float in the pool and complain.

and one more beer goes down.

i can't ever get the dvd player or the ps3 to work in the media room.

so.....i have to watch the lakers and celtics on the 70 inch flatscreen and complain.

and one more beer goes down.

i'm out of papers.

so i have to smoke out of this pipe and complain.

but not near as much,

scott