A Few Things about Life I Don't Understand:

1. Illegal marijuana.

2. Calculus.

3. the success of Keanu Reeves.

4. the Rascal Flatts.

5. the platypus.

6. Eskimos.

7. barbecue chicken pizza.

8. the comedy of carrot top.

9. super delegates.

10. swiss cheese.

fart sound with my armpit,

scott