a few predictions for the remainder of this decade....

miley cyrus will be in a rehab.

billy joe cyrus will dye his hair in agony.

tom cruise will divorce katie holmes and marry oprah.

tiger woods will declare himself eligible for the n.b.a. draft.

the texas rangers will play the rest of this decade at 201 wins 201 losses.

they will be very pleased about it.

Only hummers will be allowed on the roads.

everyone will be required to get tattoos of barbed wire on their bodies.

we will all be required to own handguns.

smokers can be shot on sight.

a d.u.i. will cost $120,000.

i will not win the lottery.

and i will continue to fuck around,

scott