mike check...mike check...

is this on?

check one two...check one two...

(sung in falsetto)

the hills are alive with the sound of music.

(back to normal voice)

i had a great idea for graham crackers today.

reminder to self: call honey maid immediately.

i've been watching the mini series "John Adams" on HBO, and i've decided to bring back powdered wigs.

i will wear one at my next gig which i believe is sometime this year.

(back to falsetto)

the hills are alive with the sound of music.

(switch to bass)

ah oom papa now now ah oom papa mow mow.

(back to normal)

elvira had big titties and therefore was not scary to me, but somewhat attractive.

ooops...gotta go.

somebody's knocking.

should i let 'em in?

scott