dear god,

i have a few questions.

1. what is the purpose of poison ivy?

2. is there an alien jesus?

3. how did you come up with the concept of the pussy?

4. Why does the Virgin Mary only appear to Mexicans?

5. why did you make shit stink so much?

6. is it at all possible to flood the world again?

7. why didn't you ever get married?

8. do you even exist at all, and if so, why do you keep fucking with me?

9. do you like cereal?

10. i've been thinking about going back to church, do you have any suggestions?


and the choir sang....


amen,

scott