Scott's Rules for Moviegoing:

1. Get high if at all possible.

2. Never trust Nicolas Cage.

3. Take your own candy.

4. Always sit by the wall.

5. Watch all previews.

6. Adam Sandler equals netflix.

7. matinee prices only.

8. Check reviews. They are generally accurate.

9. Going by yourself is always better than going with an idiot.

10. Will Ferrell is under red alert.


happy moviegoing,

scott