santa claus did not come again.

fuck that fat motherfucker.

i don't need shit from him anyway.

new year's resolutions....

1. cut down on masturbation.

2. expose worldwide corruption more efficiently.

3. smoke better pot.

4. switch to scotch.

5. remove half of the friends in my life.

6. talk more shit.

7. believe in less.

8. gain 30 pounds and lose 25.

9. stare at myself in the mirror more.

10. see the virgin mary in a chocolate chip cookie.

11. jump out of an airplane while having sex.

12. study scientology and it's effect on the career of john travolta.

13. create a new religion based on text messaging.

14. eat better pizza.

15. increase wine drunks.

16. write oprah one letter a day.

17. adopt an african.

18. start talking like john wayne on the phone.

19. lose more sunglasses.

20. and last but not least, smoke better pot.

2008.....

here i come,

scott