i swear my dog is the only female in the world that understands me.

she knows exactly what i mean without me having to say anything.

and she's a dog, for christ's sake.

it can't be that difficult.

i even call her Bimbo all the time. she never gets mad.

sometimes i get mad and call her other names. she always forgives me.

she even likes me when i'm drunk. she told me so.

she's always happy to see me and she never runs away.

i love you Bimbo.

i wish you could read and speak english.