Actual Sunday Conversation I had:


"If you drink enough liquour you can sleep face down in the sun on top of the grass", he said matter of factly.

"That's cool", i said, "How do you know that?",

"I seen some guys do it one time in front of a church", he responded.

I said the only thing i felt appropriate, "Right on."

Then another guy said, "I wanna write a song for 4 country reporter. Bob Phillips needs a better song."

Another guy chimed in, "It should be about liquor and whores!"

Then i jumped in with, "It should be CALLED "Liqour and Whores!"

"Too late", he said, "a band out of canada already wrote that one. it goes bologna, pickle, mayonaisse, liqour and whores."

i didn't feel like telling him you can't copyright song titles, and that i was probably going a different direction than the canadian band went.

Then i came home and watched, "The Sopranos".

amen,

scott