some of ya'll never been down south too much
i'm gonna tell ya a little story so's you'll understand what i'm talking about.

down there we have a plant that grows out in the woods and the fields
and looks something like a turnip green

everybody calls it polk salad.

now that's

polk
salad.

i'll take "rock and roll frontmen" for 2 thousand.

the answer is...

"i am the greatest rock and roll frontman of all-time bar none."

yes scott.

who is elvis presley?

correct sir, thank you for playing.

(pause for elvis impersonations)

34 minutes later....

i cut my hair off the other day. i am suffering some kind of hair postpartum depression.
i'm thinking about dying the rest of it black or some shit.
fuck hair.

i will be attending the larry joe taylor festival some today and this weekend.
of course, i'm not on the bill, but i did get a free four day pass.

keep on the sunny side,

scott