a lot of people have asked me how i have managed to attract so many readers to my blog.

i always like to say, "do you mean other than by my brilliant writing, wonderful sense of humor, and magnetic personality?"

by the way, when i say "a lot", that means equal to or more than 3.

but in all seriousness, i love my fans.

we totally understand each other. i understand their undying love and complete adoration for me and they understand that i love my fans.

they are fantastic fans.

childhood story flashback.......

when i was first learning to talk, i referred to automobiles as "carhots" , because i watched the exhaust pipe of a car and combined that knowledge with what i had already learned about smoke and heat. thus, they became "carhots". they became carhots to everyone else in my immediate family as well. sometimes we still call them that.

we have been heard to say.....

"how much did you pay for your new carhot?"

"i had to take the carhot into the shop"

"my carhot's broke down."

"can i borrow your carhot?"

"your carhot needs to go to the carhotwash."


in all honesty though.


i love my fans,

scott