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Sunday, April 08, 2007
it is easter sunday.
the day jesus came back as a rabbit.
i haven't gone to an easter service at an organized church in over ten years.
i'm very proud of my streak.
i have, however, conducted my own service at the church of scott' s thoughts for the last 2 or three years, and i don't want to end that streak either.
sometimes people tell me i'm sacreligious.
i always say thank you.
it is amazing to me the jesus was resurrected on the same day as the fourth round of the masters at augusta national.
eerie.
i bet he rolled the stone away right as the leaders are coming up to amen corner.
my mother would tell me not to say things like that. it is very sacreligious. i always thought sacreligious was a synonym for funny.
luckily, my mom is in singapore and won't be able to read this. i'm sure they don't have the internet in japan.
two jokes merged in the woods......
i stayed up late last night and painted jesus heads on hard boiled eggs.
i think jesus would have really loved those sugar eggs. nothing is closer to god than a 7 year old on the brink of a sugar overdose.
is it just a coincidence that "easter sunday" and "masters sunday" sound so much alike?
oh, the lord doeth work in mysterious ways,
scott
posted by Scott at 10:04 AM
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