sometimes i just sit and stare at the computer and wait for inspiration.

i like to blog early in the morning.

it is eerily similar to taking a shit.

the words sometimes come out evenly and together.

or
sometimes
in
pieces.

sometimes the words are constipated and won't come at all.

i consider myself somewhat of a pioneer in the field of blogging.

a p.h.d. in blogging, you might say.

and so, being the case, i will give you a few of Scott's rules of blogging.

Scott's Rules of Blogging

1. Never know what you are going to say.

2. do not care what your mother thinks.

3. occasionally blog naked.

4. always listen to music while blogging.

5. when at all possible, blog drunk and/or stoned.

6. change your opinions as you see fit.

7. take no one seriously.

8. end blogs whenever you feel like.


scott