blogging is fun.

i can blog all sorts of
w
a
y
s.

i don't have to stick to any GODDAMNED rules when i blog.

i will CAPITALIZE any GODDAMNED words i feel like when i blog.

i can rhyme
some of the time

or

n
o
t.

b l o g g i n g
is
like
j o g g i n g.

my brain is jogging when i'm blogging.

i hope it doesn't have a HEART ATTACK.

fuck
jogging,
but
not
blogging.

does my brain have a heart?

does my heart have a brain?

i love blogging.

my dog stares at me when i blog. sometimes i pretend i'm typing a letter to her. she loves that shit.

blogging
is
fun.

its early in the morning, and no one is around when i blog.
i listen to music when i blog.

music that i like.

i love to blog.

nobody tells me what to do when i blog. i blog of my own free will and with a free and open mind. i blog therefore i am.

everyone loves my blogs.
except my mom.

people always say, "i love your blogs, scott."

and i smile and drink my bourbon and think to myself, "blogging is fun."


scott