welcome, one and all.

you are all welcome in the church of scott's thoughts.

except you, motherfucker.

in three short words, i change the whole goddamned complexion of this blog.

i love how i do that. i love me. i am my best friend.

other people suck. i don't. i am listening to me on a cd while i am typing about me on my blog on my myspace and my website named after me. do you see what i'm saying, motherfucker?

go to hell.

which doesn't exist, so don't worry about it when i tell you to go to hell motherfucker.

goddamn, i hate commas.

you know what i really hate? semicolons;

how fucking worthless are they?

i can't think of one goddamed time i would need a fucking semicolon.

"hey dude, do you need semicolon?"

"fuck no and fuck you and your fucking semicolons."

amen,

scott