it's been a long time.....

a long time...

i wish i had more to say. but i don't.

i wrote some stuff down on a spiral i keep, but it doesn't make any sense to me right now.
i'm sure it meant something when i wrote it down.

i remember pissing in the bathroom at billy bob's friday night. jason boland and the stragglers were playing. they got me backstage and shit. that's the only reason i went.

usually when i go to billy bob's like regular people,......they try to beat me up.

anyways, as i was pissing, i drank a beer. i imagined that the beer was coming out of my dick as i was drinking it. it made me laugh. the two guys on either side of me at the urinals turned and looked at me. i told them that i was imagining that the beer was coming out of my main vein as soon as i drank it. they tried it and laughed too.

i spread love.

they laughed their redneck asses off. they thanked me.

i bet they try it again.

i want to thank roger ray for hooking me up. i really appreciate it, rog.

in other news,

i actually watched an episode of "american idol". first one ever.

let me see if i get this straight, as americans we want our idols to be the best looking kareoke singers in the land. the truest artform there is.

willie, dylan, tom petty and waits, and kris kristofferson would have been first round failures.

so everyone gather around the t.v. and drink some beer and eat some pizza and shop at wal-mart and worship mediocrity.

it's the american way,

scott