i went for a drive this morning.
i passed this old church. it is closed now.

i thought about starting my own church there.

i don't know who i should contact about that.

maybe i should join the army.
or not.

i want to be in a volunteer fire department.
benjamin franklin started the first volunteer fire department. he's cool like that.

then i started thinking about all the people who have asked me why i don't have a new year's eve gig.

my favorite answer is, "because nobody can afford me."

although i kinda like, "i'm scheduled for a cock shortening surgery"

Point of interest: please do not text my phone with a happy new year message. i know it's a fucking new year, just like i knew it was christmas and thanksgiving. thank you very fucking much.

back to our regularly scheduled podcast, i mean broadcast.

my new year's resolution is to ruin everyone's else new year's resolutions.

i hate when i don't know how to end a blog.

fuck blogs,

scott