this blog is featuring a new idea and a concept for a magazine called mavrik.

i will have a monthly article in which i interview myself on various and sundry topics.

it will be called, "Two on One with scott copeland".

this is my audition.


Scott: "Why is it that you are so disliked by almost everyone in the red dirt music scene?"

Scott: "fuck you."

Scott: "no, fuck you. i'm conducting this interview, fuckface. now, answer the goddamned question. why does everybody hate you so much, cocksucker?"

Scott: "Well, honestly, i am only aware of a few people that i would say hated me."

Scott: "Who would those people be.?"

Scott: "You're trying to get me in trouble, cocksucker. i'm not going to disgrace myself for the sake of getting more people to read this ricockulous nonsense. You sir, should be ashamed of yourself."

Scott: "you sir, should quit talking like we are getting ready to duel."

Scott: "you're such a fucking immature child."

Scott: "that is why they are children. because they haven't matured. You sir, have a tendency to be redundant redundant."

scott: "that was a good one. now remind me, am i interviewing you or are you interviewing me."

scott: "i forgot"

scott: "are you stoned right now?"

scott: "only dopes use dope."

scott: "is that a yes?"

scott: "I'm hungry. must have raisin bran. I'm sorry, but this interview is over."

scott: "you were interviewing me, moron. you can't tell me when it's over."

scott: "oh yeah, i just did."


scott