a little dissention in the ranks.

a mutiny on the bounty.

one sheep has strayed too far from the herd.

i appreciate people stepping up to defend me, but i can assure you....it is not necessary.

i will talk about my shit, my dog's shit, my friend's shit and any mentionable shit that i may stumble across on my merry way through shitville until the cows come home.

that is what i do.

when i am not saying fuck every other word and talking about masturbation and the size of my bowel movements, i eat manwiches.

to show all of you how negative comments like these affect me, i thought i'd translate one of tuesday's comments.

i will first type the comment exactly as it appeared.
secondly, i will type the comment as i interpreted it.

"so glad you could fill everyone who has the time to read this crap on the egomaniacal aspects of your activities. i just got finished with a good crap. does anyone care? probably not. i guess i should start a blogsite so everyone will know when i crap or get flipped off."

My interpretation:

"i eat my own shit. i also like licking ballsacks in my spare time. my dick is very small and i'm mildly retarded. and when i'm not eating my own shit or licking ballsacks, i fuck small animals in the ass. "

in conclusion.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,

scott