It was all too weird.
The television was speaking to me. Regis Philbin could see me smoking pot and he DID NOT APPROVE. He also had an enormous hatred for Kelly, but he didn't want to talk about that.
A tornado blew in from the east, so i changed the channel. I couldn't believe it. It was the same thing all over again except this time it was completely different and more unusual.

so i turned it off and that's when it all went crazy,

scott