as i cleaned up the dog shit, i remembered a simpler time.

i guess i should write a dog song.

fuck that.

i almost ran over a homeless person today. i can only assume he was homeless. he was pushing a grocery cart and it was stuffed with coats and shoes and shit. he was walking down the side of a highway where he there decided to try and push his cart up a curb. he lost control and fell backward into the middle of the street. i stopped just yards from his head.

then he got up and flipped me off.

i smiled.

i don't know why but it made me feel good all day.


i would like to announce that this week i will be appearing at the mule pub on wednesday with the z man. and then on thursday special guest scott boland will be sitting in with me. always a treat.

i am then headed to new braunsfels where i will float the river on my birthday weekend. i will consume large amounts of beer and eat red meat.

what what,

scott