i saw "Lady in the Water".

i can feel everyone's excitement as i type this.

"i can't believe it. another movie review from scott. i must be the luckiest person to have ever been born.", is what you are saying to yourself right now. so there motherfucker.


"Lady in the Water"

by: scott copeland


i have to admit that i went to see this film with high expectations. i am a fan of both m. night whatever the fuck his name is and paul giamatti. "it has to be good", is what i remember saying to myself. this is from the same man who created sixth sense, unbreakable, and the village. all movies i enjoyed.

although most of the time i am always right, there are the few exceptions.

this movie sucked in more ways than i could ever imagine.

i am convinced that this movie is some kind of test film that identifies the fucking truly idiotic people in our society.

scene 1

some random person: " I loved Lady in the Water"

me: "you're a fucking moron"

out.

i'm all for a movie with an imagination but please.

narfs getting eaten by grass scunts.

yeah what the fuck ever dude.

that's really using your imagination m. night. did you write that in eighth grade when you were playing dungeons and dragons?

here's an idea for you.
don't fucking act in your movies anymore. you're painful to watch.

in conclusion, i wish there was a way i could better describe how much i fucking despised this film and how big a fucking disappointment it was.

but i cannot and will not try anymore,

scott