i know today isn't sunday, but here at the church of scott's thoughts sometimes we have our shit on mondays.

you never know when we may be golfing, fishing, gigging, recuperating, etc.

therefore, today i must sermonize.

i watched this program on the history channel entitled "The Antichrist" last night.

the narrator was saying that the antichrist would unify the world governments and there would only be one religion.

i begin to think that i may be the antichrist.

i have searched and searched and i have yet to find anything on my body that promotes 666. i am a little worried, however, that the tatoo of OSU on got on my ass while i was drunk in college somehow represents 666 in some unknown language.

luckily, they interviewed benny hinn later.

any program using benny hinn as an expert historian is to be completely disregarded.

the show also talked about the rapture.

when all the believers are taken to heaven to be with god and jesus while the hethens are left to suffer under the antichrist's reign which ends in the bloody armageddon.

i remember thinking that at least i wouldn't lose any friends or family in the rapture and that we might really get to start having some fun up in this mother.

so in conclusion,

i am not the antichrist.

hurry up rapture,

scott