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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
it is his time. he will not be denied. he is chasing his destiny.
he will go down as a legend. i believe.
i am a nowitzness.
i'm just kickin' at a buddie's workplace. he's got a basketball hoop in his warehouse.
i just buried a few three's from the elbow's extended. my sweet spot.
flashback:
(the final game of my high school career)
my team, the haltom buffaloes, are playing the most hated l.d. bell blue raiders at their home court. we are barely a .500 team and they can clinch a spot in the playoffs with a victory.
i get fouled with three seconds left in the game and we are trailing by 1. i am sent to the line for the front end of a one-and-one. tommy maddox, their star player and my nemesis and motherfucking quarterback of the pittsburgh fucking steelers with a goddamn super bowl ring and shit, calls time-out and says to my face, "don't choke".
i come out of the time-out and nail 'em both.
i run up to his face and call him a cocksucker.
he knows i'm right.
the end,
scott
posted by Scott at 11:19 AM
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