i love everybody.

i love everything.

i am sorry for saying such shitty things about people i've never even met.

like...

toby keith is a buttplug.
keaunu reeves is a retarded ballsucker.
angelina jolie is a demon whore.
the rascal flatts fuck each other in the butthole and lick each other's dicks.

those are all probably false statements that i have said for no other reason than a cheap laugh.

and for that i apologize.

from now on, i have only positive things to say about people.

for example,

toby keith was probably an o.k. high school football player.
keanu reeves somehow did not fuck up the matrix.
angelina jolie is hot as fuck.
i'll bet the rascal flatts have expensive hair products.

flashback:

i remember when i was in college, one of my roommate's names was ryan. whenever anyone would ask him to hand him the remote or something and it was out of his immediate reach, he would always reach as far as he could and say, "If i just had one more.......person."

it was funny then and it is funny now.
i still use it every chance i get.

but back to other thing i was gonna say,

we will playing at the wall street bar in duncan, ok tonight. i think we start at 10 or so.

bring the midgets,

scott