and then depression sets in....

phil mickelson has one of the biggest meltdowns in u.s. open history on the 72nd hole and the dallas mavericks suffer possibly the worst collapse in n.b.a. finals history.

welcome to my world.

I am a loser.

When people see me they say, "Look at him. he's a fucking loser."
and they're right.

i walk and talk like a loser. i dress like a loser. i eat and drink like a loser. i smell like a loser.

i reek of loserness.

i will not lose with dignity. i will lose with absolutely no class whatsoever. i will cuss you out and call you cheaters and spit in your fucking faces if you even look at me wrong motherfuckers. fuck you. fuck you in your fucking ass.

fuck dwayne wade in his every call getting lazy eyed havin' down syndrome looking motherfucking butthole.

my dad used to say, "You show me someone who likes to lose, and i'll show you a loser."

check me out, dad.

capital L.

king of the losers.

let it be known throughout the land that i, scott copeland, king of the losers do hereby tell all of you motherfuckers to go straight to hell.

fuck you again dwayne wade,

scott