and it came to me like a thief in the night...

or a thief in the day, for that matter.

but that.. as always... is beside the point.

"what is the point?", you ask.

well, that my friends. is for me to know and you to shut the fuck up.

this is my fucking blog, goddamnit.

the point is just another dot in the long line of them that i so frequently use........

i just type. don't take it so seriously. okay chris.

Ladies and Gentlemen, gather round gather round.
it is time, once again, for another sunday service at the church of scott's thoughts.

this is a little different sermon. more of an announcement, actually.

it is time to open our eyes, people.

we are devolving as quickly as we evolved. the stupidest people are continuing to populate the earth and the most intelligent are not. we are becoming stupider everyday.

i.e. george bush is president.
i.e. reba mcintire had her own show
i.e. the dukes of hazzard
i.e. kenny chesney won entertainer of the year

it is time for drastic measures.

it has become obvious to me through several visions that i had in the middle of the night as i was trying to find the bathroom to vomit, that i should probably run for president in 2008.

my first action will be the sterilization of everyone with an i.q. under 120.
my second action will be the termination of all organized religions.
my third action will be the destruction of every goddamned wal-mart in the fucking world.

vote for cope,

scott