whaddup whaddup whaddup.

johnny john john of the rockin' sockin' marvelous misfits checkin' in from rock n roll headquarters somewhere on the westside of this shit infested hellhole of town.

"life ain't nothin' but macaroni and cheese" --- sir scott copeland esquire

my butthole is itchy.

the itchy and scratchy hole.

sing that like the itchy and scratchy show theme song.

the itchy and scratchy hole.

see how much fun this is.

i was watching this movie on t.v. it sucked balls.
i wish i was elvis and i had a gun. i would have shot that t.v. to pieces.

and then i would have eaten a fried peanut butter and banana samwich. and sang "my way"

oh, and lots of butter on the samwich, motherfucker.

i've lived a life that's full, i've traveled each and every highway

now stepping to the plate, scott fucking copeland.

it's the pitch.

it's a fucking home run.

told you so,

scott