i go to put gas in the car today at a fuckin' seven eleven and i paid for 20 bucks worth.

those motherfuckers started slowing the pump down at $19.25. seventy five cents worth of slow ass gas pumping for me to sit through.

like i got time for that shit.

i shut that motherfucker off at 19.80 and drove the fuck off.

if those cocksuckers didn't have slurpees, i'd never go back.


next time they do that to me, i'm gonna pull the nozzle out and let the last fifty cents worth of gas spray all over the goddamned lot and light a match and watch that fucking shithole burn.

down with all the slow gas pumping motherfuckers....

i will control the speed of my gas flow until the bitter end, my friend.

all the way to twenty bucks bitch and don't you forget it.

when you see me pull up, you better step aside.


damn it feels good to be gangsta,

scott