i apologize for not posting all week.

it's just that after i check my email, myspace page, phone messages, cellphone messages, and website comments...

i don't fucking feel like it.

fuck myspace.

i've gotten in the habit of checking out all the people who send me friend requests before accepting them. i don't know why. i just don't want a bunch of fucking dorks as friends. i've already got enough of those.

i have only sent out one friend request and that was for dirk nowitzki. he accepted. so fuck ya'll.

dirk is my friend.
dirk is my best friend.

if R.A. Dickhead pitches in another game for the texas rangers, i'm out. he is the worst fucking pitcher in the history of the major leagues.

we're playing at pappadeaux from 6-10 tonight.
i can't cuss.
that sucks dick.

it also eliminates half of my songs. no weed songs either. there's the other half.

maybe i'm not playing at pappadeaux tonight.

fuck it.

at least i get a free meal.

fart sound,


scott