this is my 400th post.

i would like to congratulate myself on a job well done.

scott, you should be proud of yourself. you are awesome and you have an unwaning drive towards excellence in your chosen field. you are to be respected at the highest of levels by all those who are lucky enough to come into contact with you. although you will probably die unknown and broke, you can take comfort in the fact that you singlehandedly changed the world with your thoughts and with the way you so generously gave them away for free to everyone. you are also to be commended on how many fucking t-shirts and cds and shit you gave away too. i am really unworthy of writing this to you even though i am you. i am beneath you because i am writing about you. the greatest of all honors is to have me write about me. i can 0nly imagine how you must feel. to have taken the time out of your busy schedule to write 400 free blogs.

scott's thoughts all started so innocently. just an open-minded letter to everyone to let them see the ins and outs of what it's like being scott copeland, true genius.

and slowly but surely throughout the land, they spread like poison ivy. young people, old people, black, white, and brown people, rich and poor people began spreading the views of scott. governments toppled. industries crashed. cmt was burned to the ground. weed was smoked freely everywhere in the world.

a lot of people may be thinking, " but scott, you've only written 400 blogs and a couple of those were repeats anyways."

and to those people i say, "fuck you."

i say fuck you joeboo i do it myself.

the only thing that matters is that i don't give a flying fuck what any of you motherfuckers think. think about that.

a lot of you may be saying, " yeah but scott, i only read your thoughts at work to pass the time and i don't agree with your views at all, and for the most part, i hate you."

and then there's probably more of you saying, " yeah scott, you're a fucking dickhead and your guitar playing is for shit, your voice is awful, and your songwriting is childish bullshit"

and yet more saying, " fuck you scott, smoke another joint you fat fucking hippie."

and to those people i say....

okay then,

scott