this is an actual scene in my life so far today.....


scene: int: CVS drugstore counter

i am stoned and wearing my blue mavericks hooded sweattop and trying to buy some excedrin from this 19 year old kid. he is working at the photolab and the only one behind the counter. he turns and looks at me.

Him: "We smoked the wizards last night."

me: "you smoked the wizards?"

him: "no, man, the mavericks smoked the wizards."

me: "oh yeah. (long pause while i think of something to say that doesn't sound stupid)
dirk nowitzki kicks ass."

him: "hell yeah he does."

me. "we should change our names to the dallas dirk nowitzki's"

him: "hell yeah. do you have a cvs card?"

me: " what?"

him: "do you have a cvs card?"

me: "no."

him: "that'll be $8.62"

i throw down a ten dollar bill and walk out the fucking door.


me: "keep the change, dude."


scene out.

in some other news....

i will not be playing at fred's cafe tonight due to the fact that it caught on fire.
it wasn't me.

scott copeland will be played by russell crowe.

coming soon to a theatre near your village.

dig your deal,

scott