"Scott Copeland is the reincarnation of elvis presley, albert einstein, woody guthrie, bill hicks, charles bukowski, mark twain, willie nelson, and bob dylan, but bob dylan is still alive and so is willie but that doesn't matter because you know what i'm sayin' and shit." --- scott copeland


that's a quote.
i wrote.

i was working on a new promo packet because most of these bars seem to be wanting them. it's like they've never heard of me or some shit.

here's how it starts.

SCOTT COPELAND PROMOTIONAL PACKET

"Scott Copeland is the baddest motherfucking ass-kicking songwriter in the world. everyone knows how much ass he kicks. it is amazing how fucking cool he is. people marvel at his ass-kicking coolness everywhere he goes. he is like a motherfucking typhoon and tsunami and hurricane all rolled into one big bad ass motherfucking ass kicking songwriting cool motherfucker."

i don't like the third sentence very much. i better edit that.

"his coolness is wicked bad and you know this."

way better.


i would like to let everyone know that i will probably be retiring very soon. i have just won the lottery sweepstakes in the u.k. 14 million pounds. this is the third time i've won.


goodbye cruel world,

scott