i know it's crazy, but somebody's gotta do something.
i can't take it anymore.
i feel like running out into the middle of traffic and causing a fifty car pileup with me at the bottom engulfed in flames.
that's just me, though.
the eternal optimist.

don't tell anyone, but i have declared war on my neighbor.
i'm going to wal-mart right now.

but first.

scene: ext: the top of a watertower

big jonjon: "my parents just bought this car and the headlights stay on until you get in the house so you can see and shit."

pegleg: "how does the car know when you're inside?"

bigjonjon: "you have to stick your head out the window and scream, "Okay, we're in!"

scene out.

but back to what i was saying.

give me a funky beat.

bass bass
that's bass like the instrument, not the fish.
okay then. whatever.
bass that rhymes with face.
not ass.

assface.

get it, bass.
bass bass.
where's your place?
in your face.
i'll spray you with mace.
if you mess with my place.
i said place twice
but i ain't rhyming with twice
i'm rhymin' with bass bass
assface.
get off my case.
you're in my space.
on third base.
base, bass.
fucking ace.
stroker ace.
poker face.
pack your suitcase
i'll put a boot up your ace.
jam.
not jelly.
belly belly belly dances.
i'll bet there's a girl named kelly chances.
what are the chances?

i've got shit to do today. i ain't playin'.

know what i'm sayin',

scott