so little time.
so little concern.

this is becoming monotonous and i'm considering taking a completely new direction with my life and career.

porn writer/director sounds interesting.

i saw an ad for assistant manager at whataburger. i know all the in's and out's there.

my good friend is a store manager at a super fucking wal-mart. i bet he'd give me a job in the sporting goods department and then i could start selling guns to all my fucking homies and shit and we'd fucking take over that whole fucking store and shit and then steal all the goddamn benjamins out that motherfucker.

zoom.

jump back.
what's that sound.
the foggy mountain breakdown is comin' to town.

20 minutes later.....

i've been thinking about running for president.

my slogan would be, "yeah, i did it, motherfucker."

you gotta problem with that.

my platform would be:

legalize weed.
open season on enron employees.
license to shoot on sight anyone driving a hummer.
legalize prostitution.
and gambling.
and all other drugs.
ban all religions.
free health services for everyone.
sterilization of all people with an i.q. under 100.
death penalty to all people or priests convicted of child molestation after public castration.
replace judge judy, mathis, brown, and people's court with live executions.
legalize fireworks year round.
summers off for everyone.

except the illegal aliens, of course.

desalt the oceans.
train all monkeys to do household chores.
make all automobiles out of nerf.
replace the statue of liberty with a statue of dirk nowitzki.
fix the daylight savings so that it's light all day long.
removal of the new york yankees from the mlb.
and of course.
free beer.

fuck yeah.


vote for cope.
or don't.
see if i care,

scott