"if anyone tells you six of one, half a dozen of another. don't believe 'em. there is no six of one." -- townes van zandt

i know i have been taking time off from my social commentary lately. i have been focusing more on my writing styles and song lyrics and thing of that nature, and have thus, been refraining from current events talk, and for that, i apologize.

i also apologize for using gigantic sentences with a fucking zillion commas in them, and shit.

i watched the biography channel last night and they had a program about mark david chapman.

code 1. code 1.

the password has been broken and the security has been breeched.

alert. alert. calling all cars. calling all cars.

"scott, come out with your hands up." said the fbi guys.

"you'll never get me, copper, see." i retorted.

whatever.

i have seen recently in the news that the vice president, dick cheney, shot his friend in the face with a shotgun.

there are many things i could say here for a cheap and easy laugh, but i'm not going to do it.

i have done some serious thinking on it, and thought i should share it with you.

i have decided that in the history of the united states government, dick cheney is the vice president i would have voted, "Most Likely to shoot someone in the face with a shotgun."

this even goes back to the aaron burr vs alexander hamilton duel.
even richard nixon wouldn't shoot someone in the face.

dick cheney hands down winner.

i hate to bring this up and start an entirely new argument here but.....

why the fuck is the vice-president finding time to go hunting while we are in a war that his ass fucking started in the first goddamned place?

why don't you go shoot your gun off in iraq with all those young men and women you sent over there, fuckface?

that's me though.

the bleeding heart liberal.

fuck it,

scott