i think we finally got the dates up. sorry for the delay.

i've been on vacation.

i'll be at adair's saloon tonight in dallas with the incomparable jz.

also, i've fired traynor and recedy. i've replaced them with ekorts. he has a new section called "masking the stench" with ekorts. he is a long time friend and co-writer of the beloved "cuntry girl" classic. i don't know what he's planning but i'm sure it will be of utmost bullshittyness.

i hope he includes such classics as "project desalt ocean", "rock out with your snake out in australian rock star accent", "getting vag", "my hero: peter north", and last but least , "Jimmy Chitwood, Messiah".

i'm gonna go play acoustic with a broomstick
and plug in to gunga din
and eat a nice hot plate of chicken spaghetti
get ready
to drink sweet tea
discreetly
in the back of fire engine red coup deville.

what what,

scott