"oh, i get it."

"you're one of those. one of those things."

and then the cellphone rang and interrupted him.

"hello." he said.
"yes, it is. i'm englebert humperdink."

scene 2.

i wish my name was englebert humperdink.
i'm going to change my name to bumpercars humperdink.

and then you'll see motherfuckers.

scene 3.

i get easily annoyed.
i also am easily bored.
like right now.

see if i care,
scott