i thought on this post i would give you some of my all-time favorite jokes.

as to cut down on typing time, i'm just going to give you the punchlines.


1. "know it. i wrote it."

2. and the chinaman jumps out and yells, "Supplies!"

3. someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

4. "yeah, that was my mulligan."

5. "oh good, at least i don't have aids."

6. "i was getting my ankles taped", said the centipede.

7. "how many bars in this goddamn town do you work in?" said the drunk.

8. "sir, do you know your wife fell out of the car and you've been dragging her for five miles?" said the cop. "oh thank god, i thought i went deaf." said the married man.

9. "have you seen my butt plugs."

and finally...

10. "death by boola boola"

i hope you enjoyed those jokes. have fun repeating them. make up your own jokes with these punchlines. explore your creativity. be yourself.

go, my children.

have no fear.

and once again...

like sand through an hour glass.

and so is the days of our lives...

or something like that,

scott