here is a list of things that i can remember my dad saying to me when i was a kid:

1. "you keep your mouth shut when i'm talking."
2. "God Almighty! how stupid are you?"
3. "one more word out of you and i'll wear your ass out."

my dad didn't cuss according to him, but he was fond of "hell", "damn", "ass", " jesus christ", " piss", "horsepiss", and the occasional "horseshit".

i talk shit about my dad, but in reality he's a pretty good dad. he never fucked me or beat me too badly. he didn't hit my mom or put out cigarettes on me. he didn't smoke, hardly ever drank and only slightly brainwashed me.

i love you dad.

you're the greatest,


scott