hello. my name is scott and i'm an on again, off again recovering alcoholic and sometime drug addicted obsessive compulsive narcissistic asshole cocksucker.


this is the never-ending beat-all-end-all question i constantly debate with myself.

what is "am i crazy or is everyone insane?"

i'll take college sports for 2000 alex.

question: "the fans of this southern university football team are known as "fucking hillbillies" ".

what is "OU".

correct again, scott. choose another category.

give me "shimmy shimmy flim flam and a pocket full of jelly beans"

i'm sorry scott. that is not another category.

fuck you then.

over
out
check it on the one.

i don't know what to say,

scott